Wednesday, November 29, 2006

[country quiz 3] how many of these do you know?

Country quiz answers

1]…Suva is the capital of which country in Oceania?
Fiji
2]…Avianca is the national airline of which South American country?
Colombia
3]…Which airport has the code DFW?
Dallas / Fort Worth
4]…The Vinson Massif is the highest mountain in which continent?
Antarctica
5]…n which group of British Islands would you find the port of Sullom Voe?
The Shetlands
6]…What are Chafarinas, Alhucemas and Vélez de la Gomera?
Spanish islands off the coast of North Africa
7]…In which Asian city would you find the Potala Palace?
Lhasa, in Tibet
8]…Which is the longest river in France?
Loire
9]…How is Portuguese West Africa now known?
Angola
10]..A black letter 'A' in a white oval on the back of a car denotes it is from which country?
Austria

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

[blogfocus tuesday] lad, lass, lad, lass, lad ...

Haute cuisine

7 more lads and 7 more lasses here …

Continuing the food theme and Steve, of Opinion Dominion, takes us skyward for some
haute-cuisine:

Dinner in the Sky takes place at a table suspended at a height of 50 metres by a team of professionals. Benji Fun, our partner in this event, is the worldwide leader for this type of activities.

My attitude to heights might be little unusual. I like flying, and I enjoy it more on a small aircraft than a huge one. (I feel it is more "natural" for a Cessna to fly than a 747.) But when it comes to buildings, I can get a little nervous standing on an apartment balcony if it is any more than a few stories up. Maybe it's the tilted angle of that photo, but for some reason it makes me feel queasy just thinking about trying to enjoy food while strapped into a seat with 50 m of air between my backside and the ground.

Liz, la femme contraire, is down on a
world icon, just as I’ve been with Anna Politkovskaya:

I read Xtopher Hitchens' exposure of the arch reactionary Mother Teresa of Calcutta yesterday (see link). I know it is a few years old but it's still worth a read for those who still harbour any illusions of the saintliness of this character.

I had long disliked her brand of Christianity - one that proclaims itself 'apolitical', one that advocates the giving of charity yet never questions a system which allows so many people to starve or die of treatable diseases, while others have many times what they need. This type of Christianity is in fact not 'apolitical' but is in fact deeply conservative, as Hitchens stresses.

Chicken Yoghurt has a different opinion about Hitchens but his opinion on Mother Theresa I couldn’t find:

A few months ago
, I found myself within spitting distance of Christopher Hitchens after attending a lecture by him on Thomas Paine. Having, however, now read this review utterly destroying Hitchens’ book about Paine (via Dave), I’m now regretting that I resisted, as crude as this sounds, the urge to spit.

As graceless and liverish as Hitchens was in the question and answer session after the lecture, and as
unnecessarily foul-mouthed as he was at the later book signing, at least, or so I thought, his lecture on Paine was worth the entrance fee. Except, now having read the review, I realise that not a word that Hitchens uttered about Paine that night is to be trusted.

Heather Yaxley
asks: “
Should corporate blogs exclude PR?”

Should employee - and executive - blogs exclude public relations? Interesting
post by Chris Anderson (author of the Long Tail) on how blogging has inverted corporate norms, particularly shifting from secrecy to transparency as a default communications mode. He states that employee bloggers are increasingly trusted to blog without “PR review” and that there is a new “radical transparency” in some companies including early product development discussions, CEO venting and management in public.

Everybody has had a go at Polly Toynbee, the most unlinked woman in the sphere and here Blognor Regis gives one of the best
takes on her: Hypocrita sinistra:

Just why is Polly Toynbee loathed so? Easy, because she's the very definition of the I'm alright jack, pull the ladder up, lefty hypocrite - hypocrita sinistra. Hypocrita sinistra can usually be heard emitting a screeching whine, 'What about the poor?' often while they are busy polishing their Beemers.

However much they try to fool themselves into believing that the relationship is symbiotic, and indeed many are deceived by the creature's cunning, hypocrita sinistra are in fact parasites who hitch a ride on the back of an unwitting government those that fund it. They grow fat on good intentions and steer well clear of outcomes as they are rightly considered poisonous. The species' most obvious markings … and so it continues. Worth a read.

The interestingly named Beach girl leaves the Wren Chapel sacrilege to comment on
the Sudan:

I have refrained from writing about Darfur for several reasons. One reason was that I believed the reality of what I would find regarding the UN member-states involvement against trying to stop the genocide militarily would confirm my suspicion that the UN is increasing an Islamic-controlled organization with collusion from willing European nations, themselves not yet Islamic-controlled but the nations nonetheless joining their international policies with those of the Islamic-controlled nations. [That is a rough sentence, so please excuse.]

Another reason that I have refrained is that I see this as a civil war, the aim of which is to rid Sudan of Christians (5%) and animist/indigenous beliefs (25%). That the international community of the usual UN suspects is supporting the dominate Islamic-oriented government goes a long way to explaining why nothing will be done to end the genocide. And the government has the guns.

Newmania, normally a demure chappy, puts the boot into
Priti thingymabob, the latest darling of the right:

One thing that horrifies me is the disappearance of working class political representation from parliament . On this basis it is hardly likely that much will be achieved . I would like to see the Conservative party reconnect with its working class support , not focus exclusively on the centre "Liberal " voter. I would like to see more talk about social justice and less about image friendly subjects like the "environment ".

I am concerned at the rampant inequality between classes that widens daily .What we get as our "representative MP s ? Priti thingymabob . Asian , oh goody, but the sprig of a long line of bureaucrats last seen getting kicked out of Uganda by the blacks for feathering their nests at their expense. She knows nothing of disadvantage .


The eternally delightful Lady Ellee goes for:
momentum increases for England to become independent, will this add extra credence to a campaign to oust St George as England’s patron saint and replace him with St Edmund? Should St George remain our patron saint if he never set foot in this country? Should we not have a true English saint holding that very privileged title, a plan which has already angered Labour MPs.

St Edmund was originally
England’s patron saint until he was usurped by St George around 1100AD. But there is strong feeling in East Anglia to bring St Edmund back, he was a former king of East Anglia who was martyred in the year 869 for refusing to renounce his Christianity. Bury St Edmunds MP David Ruffley has actively taken up the campaign, handing in a petition to Downing Street last Monday, St Edmund’s Day last, joined by organisers from the local newspaper and radio station.

However, he was surprised by the
hostile reaction from Labour MPs when later in the week he presented the petition in the House of Commons. He said petitions were normally read out in silence, but there were shouts of “Saint George” from the Labour side.

A vital issue, I think you’d agree. Tiberius Gracchus also goes for the historic touch, placing Russia and in particular,
Gorbachev, under the microsope, where the latter squirms on the glass slide under Gracchus’ unrelenting gaze:

Gorbachev's era was characterised by hostility to Russia from those who liked their foreign policy in simple shades of red and white, similar things are at the root of what is going on today with regard to Russia.

The Economist has called Putin a fascist, others envisage him as a communist. The truth doesn't lie in those simple labels- Putin's regime does have a bad human rights record in Chechnya and a Russian democrat might well be disturbed by some of the developments that have taken place- but as a threat to the West, we misunderstand Russian foreign policy if we read it through a simple prism of opposition to the forces of capitalism.

We find even in the days of Communist Russia that most of the senior members of the politburo could not be easily categorised in those terms- Gorbachev and the men he led can't be described simply as reds opposing the forces of capitalism.


Everybody by now knows
the unfortunate incident which occurred to Jackie Daniki [which she has updated, by the way but it might just have brought her a new readership. Silver lining or not? Here she gets stuck into the blogbashers:

Not a day goes by when I don’t read a column or opinion piece in the ‘mainstream’ press and think, “Yeesh, I read better blog posts than this many times a day.” This piece about how people online have egos (try to stop your eyes from rolling back in your head as you read it), by the Guardian’s American Editor, Michael Kinsley, is one such example.

It’s so bad that I cannot even be bothered to detail exactly why and how it is bad. He’s either phoning it in or can’t do any better; either way, how does he stay in work? I have a feeling his very web-savvy colleagues at the Guardian - many of whom (gasp!) have their own blogs - will be fairly embarrassed at being associated with this drivel.

Dave Hill
is not given to “boot in the groin” journalism, so this piece really surprises:

Last week saw publication of a report by the Foundation for Information Policy Research into the government's proposed Information Sharing Index, or "Children's Index" as it is often known. I've written about it here and here. The Telegraph's coverage of the report's findings prompted this letter from Minister for Children, Beverley Hughes.

“Sir – You do your readers a disservice in your news item 'Child database will ruin family privacy' (November 22) by not challenging the findings of the authors of the report [Children's Databases: Safety and Privacy].”

The following day, the report's authors responded:

“Sir - Beverley Hughes, the Minister for Children (Letters, November 24), does a disservice to families by an evasive response to our report to the Information Commissioner on the range of databases being set up to monitor children.”

Now let me restate their case in plainer language: Beverley Hughes is a twister, a sophist, a shirk, a flannel merchant, an exploiter of fearful emotions, a coward who will not debate her critics honestly - in short, a disgrace to her office. How dare she treat children and families in this way?

Have to follow Dave with
this post because I know he hates the term Political Correctness bandied about. This little number is from Bel and she’s thinking, circumspectly:

Good to see ordinary folk striking a blow against political correctness. This interesting story from the Telegraph:

Parents have forced a comprehensive school to back down over plans to offer only halal chicken on its Christmas dinner menu. Pupils will now also have the option of traditional turkey with trimmings as a choice after the intervention of a former Government minister.

Nothing more to say, really. People are beginning to speak out against the takeover of their traditional customs and values. Let us hope that this continues.


I was getting ready to run this piece on
the English Parliament:

With the Sunday Telegraph today telling of 68% of English people agreeing with the need for an English parliament and nearly half supporting independence (before which we need a parliament to negotiate a fair settlement) it is easy to forget the more menacing Union – the European Union.

… when
this caught my eye:

Wii for Christmas. I'm getting a Wii for Christmas. No, there's no other reason for this post. Just that. Labels: Geek, Wii

Now surely only Gavin Ayling could have posted that and that’s one reason his blog is always high on my list. Lastly, this evening, Sam Brett agonizes over this question:
Should you ever intervene in a friend's relationship? Some of Sam Brett’s posts are a little close to the edge at times but this dilemma, which we’ve probably all faced at some time or other, shows her at her best:

"What on earth were we thinking?" is a question we often ask ourselves after the end of a noxious relationship. Why was it that everyone could see how harmful, injurious and damaging the union was, besides us? William Shakespeare once said it all comes down to this: "Love sees not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind." True, love may be blind. But let's put our own mistakes aside for just a moment. What if you witness a good friend making the same gaffe? Is it ever okay to intervene? Or will they resent you for not minding your own business?

The question is swirling around my head as I try to fathom why my beautiful, intelligent, classy, lifelong friend is dating a cad who thinks emotional abuse is okay. He often beats her to a pulp with his words, draining her self confidence, her self respect and her happiness. While my friends and I have endlessly tried to knock some sense into her, it's come to the point where perhaps a word to him might do the trick. But is this okay? Or should we simply butt out ...

Lastly,
a mystery link - one final bit of fun before we go but whatever you do, don't click on it if you're easily offended. All right? See you, hopefully, on Saturday evening.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

[blogfocus saturday] back to the roots

Another 10 original bloggers

2] Today I’ve posted twice on the friendliness, or lack of it, of the Brits and the French and of the Americans and the French. Clive Davis has this to say about the French:

Pondering another political fracas - striking firemen, this time - the Economist's Paris correspondent
stumbles across a self-evident truth: There really are two Frances. One demonstrates; the other shops.

... then asks this about American airports:

If the system can't track illegals, what can be gained from antagonizing the millions of bona fide business travellers and holidaymakers?
Andrew Sullivan has more on this problem. And here's Bryony Gordon in the Telegraph: I've never expected officials to welcome me with balloons and banners, but … it's never good after a 10-hour flight, having had to fill out that ridiculous visa waiver form "Are you a terrorist? A drug smuggler?" "Yes, yes, I am!", to then have to deal with a smug man dressed as a member of the Village People for half an hour.

And this about the French again:

BTW, this goes back beyond the Bush era. I had my share of stressful encounters in the 80s and 90s. And I have to say that the French can't be far behind in the unpleasantness stakes. There was a time when I couldn't get through Charles de Gaulle airport without being searched. My fault for looking like an Arab, I suppose.

3]
Devil’s Kitchen has been a busy boy – up in the highlands or down south in the big smoke. I’m still waiting for someone [anyone] to write to me and tell me how DK went on Doughty that evening. Were there sparks? Did he look resplendent in his sartorial elegance? Did he quote
Cecil Spring-Rice? What I wouldn’t give to see the noted Thespian intoning: The love that asks no question, the love that stands the test, that lays upon the altar the dearest and the best.

But I want to debate with him what’s wrong with Jerusalem as an anthem? Surely he doesn’t dispute that those ancient feet walked upon those tin mines black with Joseph of Aramathea? So, to the point of this evening and it seems to me that DK is at his very best, never ceasing from mental fight and his sword most certainly never sleeping in his hand, when getting stuck into some poor innocent such as Polly Toynbee or in this case, Peter Mandelson:

Ah, Peter, Peter; always renowned as a man with expensive tastes, it seems that Master Mandelson has once more set his grubby feet upon the property ladder. Naturally, I'm very happy for him: being able to afford a delightful £2.4 million property in Primrose Hill must be very lovely for him. What a lucky chap he is.

Then follows a detailed account, complete with statistics, on just how expensive his tastes and just how above board the man’s dealings are. Box by box, step by step, he’s taken down the anomalous path and DK sums up:

Of course, I am absolutely certain that the whole purchase is very much above board, right and proper. After all, it's not as though Mandy has previous, is it? Oh, no, wait a second ... In the end, we are just going to have to trust the slippery, unprincipled bastard. I know that I do, don't you?

Finally, let’s raise our glasses and toast This Lime Street Bower.

4] Oliver Kamm’s spot of bother with an alleged maniac [my words, not his] make for compelling reading and reflect both on the dangers of blogging that we may not be completely aware of but which we should be aware of. Litigation is expensive and time consuming and few of us can afford this:

Last March I posted a comment about … blogger Neil Clark … Earlier this year Mr Clark objected to comments I had made about him on this blog. He sent me several emails threatening legal action if I did not remove those comments and publicly apologise. After considering his complaints carefully, I declined to do as Mr Clark requested. In my opinion, the remarks in question were fair comment on a matter of public interest. I told Mr Clark that if he initiated legal proceedings then I would defend myself to assert the right to fair comment within appropriate bounds.

The first issue had arisen from a review that Mr Clark published in The Daily Telegraph of a book by me … On this blog, I … questioned whether Mr Clark had even read the book. The second issue had arisen from a statement by me that, on his website and in communicating with the Books Editor of The Daily Telegraph, Mr Clark had claimed that assertions made in his review were supported by a report of the “Institute of Strategic Studies Organisation”. I pointed out that a reasonable person might readily take this as a reference to the well known International Institute for Strategic Studies … I stated on this website that I did not believe Mr Clark had intentionally sought to mislead.

In April … I received notification from his local County Court of a claim against me by Mr Clark … [seeking] … damages, removal of allegedly defamatory material and an apology. It did not state what the alleged defamatory comments were. At this point, Charles Russell [acting for me] wrote to Mr Clark on 24 April. The letter informed Mr Clark that his purported claim had clearly been invalidly issued. A claim for damages … for libel may not be started … unless both parties have agreed in writing. I had not given my agreement, and [thus] Mr Clark’s action was thus an abuse of process.

Immediately on receiving this letter, Mr Clark wrote to me … [informing me] … he would take action against me in the High Court … Mr Clark’s claim was struck out by the County Court on 3 May, with the forfeiture of his court fee. No action was subsequently initiated by Mr Clark in the High Court.

As the issue did not arise, I cannot say for certain what form my defence would have taken … I consider it wrong in principle and self-defeating for a writer to threaten legal action against a blogger, and cannot imagine realistic circumstances in which I would do so.

Mr Clark’s claim was, in short, an abuse of the legal process, and a waste of my time, my lawyers’ time, and court time. I thought very hard about whether, in the circumstances, to pursue Mr Clark for my legal costs … Blogger disputes are usually trivial affairs, conducted at high volume but with low stakes and few readers. The issues in this dispute were important.

According to an article on the Guardian web site, this was believed to be the first case in the UK of a libel action against a blogger. I defended the case, and have voluntarily borne costs that are not trivial, because an action that would have had the effect of restricting free comment would otherwise have succeeded by default. Blogging would be a less free medium than it is, and than I hope it will continue to be, if I had acceded to Mr Clark’s demands.


Note from James Higham in case Mr. Clark also wishes to litigate him for defamation: Mr. H used the term ‘alleged maniac’ because that is how it seemed to him from various writings by both parties and by another blogger who shall remain unnamed. On another matter, in the opinion of Mr. Higham, blogging is an expensive business, with few returns and so a bit of cash in the pocket from litigation appears to be a resort certain bloggers may well be tempted to stoop to.

5] Stay with this one by Stephen Pollard – the post itself and the comments which followed it. I don’t know what it is but Stephen Pollard seems to induce this sort of thing and I remember my own three day slanging match with Indecent Left over G-d [the existence or non-existence thereof] which left Stuart and I as the best of adversaries to this day and launched me into blogging:

Hmmmm. Now here's an intriguing thought. One of my more eagle-eyed readers has drawn my attention to the remarkable similarity between comments left here by 'Green Goddess' and some of Neil Clark's posts on his blog.

This latest one, for example - Green Goddess left a comment on my post
A Principle To Fight For. I'll leave readers to draw their own conclusions. Ninety minutes later, Neil Clark concluded his post A Tawdry Affair (on the same issue - Clark's deeply misguided attempt to use the libel laws to silence criticism of his work) thus: I'll leave readers to draw their own conclusions.

That's hardly proof of anything, and could easily be a pure coincidence. So I had a look at Green Goddess' comments here. He/she has left 9 comments. Eight of them have only one point: praise for the wisdom of ... Neil Clark.

The other comment consists simply of the phrase Freedom to the pike is death to the minnow. It's a comment in response to a post by me in which - you'll never guess - I attack Neil Clark's stupidity. So every one of Green Goddess' comments is about, and in praise of, Neil Clark.

It's possible of course that Green Goddess is simply a big fan of writers who hero worship genocidal dictators. But maybe Green Goddess actually is a writer who hero worships genocidal dictators. Whoever you are, Green Goddess - do tell us, please.

Commenters then got into the act:

Perhaps green goddess IS Neil Clark. Stated by:
James Higham

Initially I thought greengoddess might be Clarkie's better half - hence my question about "her" possible Hungarian origins. However, it seems like our host has hit the nail on the head yet again. "greengoddess" certainly is the kind of handle Clarkie is likely to choose given his love of objects antiquated, ugly and useless and his quite barmy desire to turn the clock back fifty years and more.

I'm actually feeling a little bit sorry for Clark. It's been like watching a tiger flicking a mouse away with its paw. What possessed him to pick a fight with someone who outclasses him so comprehensively in every single area is I suppose something that will remain forever a complete mystery.
Stated by: Joshua

It's undoubtedly true that Clark isn't the brightest spark, quite aside from the touching (if not toe-curling) naïveté of most of his writing, if you notice the entries in his blog circa January to March this year, you'll notice a lot of linkage to other people's comments about Kamm, but virtually no substantive criticism originating from him. And I suspect that this is because he knows full well that if he attempted the Kamm-fisk that he so unwisely promised, Kamm would respond in kind and the end result would make Christians being fed to lions look positively humanitarian by comparison. Stated by: CheekyBob

Dearest Stephen, I can assure you I am not Neil Clark. But I will not be revealing my true identity when commenters who agree with you are under no compulsion to do likewise. With my warmest regards, The Green Goddess. p.s. As much as I disagree with most of your opinions Stephen, I would not dream of sending malicious emails, under an alias, to your editors at The Times and the Daily Mail in an attempt to prevent you from earning a living. That is what a "Mr George Courtenay" did to Neil Clark. And "Mr George Courtenay" cced his email to Mr Oliver Kamm. Clark has posted the email in question on his blog.
www.neilclark66.blogspot.com Stated by: greengoddess

James Higham steps in here and asks: So what does cc-ing prove? I could cc something to Neil Clark but would that make him culpable of anything? Seems to be very shaky logic in green goddess’s assertion.

[On greengoddess] The longer you continue in this vein, the more people will side with Stephen Pollard. Behaving like a total bitch might well work well in your usual neck of the woods, but around here all you're likely to get is the cold shoulder. Stated by: Pooh

Having dealt with ticket agencies such as Ticketmaster, I can confirm that the 'sod the public' attitude is alive and well in the private sector. Stated by: thesquid

Oh balls, comment is in wrong thread - humble apologies! Stated by: thesquid

We are "hiding" and you are not? And if you are indeed Clark or his wife, then there is also a huge difference between us and you. Stated by: Joshua

Who's hiding around here? Miss 'Communism was great in Hungary' or this commenter? Stated by:
Tim Worstall

Steven Pollard sums it all up with his update: Green Goddess has commented below that he/she is not Neil Clark. Naturally, I take that at face value. There is, however, an equally plausible explanation. I wonder, Green Goddess, if you are Mr Clark's wife? Given that Mr Clark himself has been so thoroughly discredited as a reliable writer, perhaps his wife is the only person left who is willing to defend the mass murderer worshiping lover of the Warsaw Pact in public. Do tell us.

6] With Chris Dillow, we return to more pleasant matters: Monty Panesar and market failure. In my humble opinion, Chris is one of the few bloggers who views cricket, football or any other aspect of human behaviour in purely economic terms. I just wonder how he feels about making love? [That’s not an offer, I hastily add.]


It looks as if Monty Panesar
will not play in the first test. Chris suggests this might be because his superior bowling skills will be wasted as Geraint Jones can't catch a spinning ball.This raises an important economic problem - of indivisibilities in the production function. Imagine an extreme case in which spinners only take wickets through stumpings or caught behinds. If the wicket-keeper were useless, the spinner's skills, however great, would be wasted.

In this case, the production of Australian wickets is indivisible; it requires two inputs (a keeper and spinner) each of whom is little use without the other. Such indivisibilities have important implications:
1. They can cause increasing returns to scale. If Monty did play, the marginal product of a an extra, good, keeper would be very high. Of course, England can't field more than 11 players.

Then follows a business analogy. It continues:

2. They help explain the existence of firms. If two assets only work well together, each has an incentive to threaten to pull out in order to bargain for a bigger share of the output. This is the
hold-up problem. One natural solution to this is for the assets to be owned and managed together.

And so on. Next:

3. Indivisibilities can reduce incentives to acquire skills. There's little point spending years training to be an engineer, if there'll be no manufacturing industry when you qualify. This can lead economies into a "low skill equilibrium."

This one takes some reading and you’ll have to go to Stumbling and Mumbling to do it. One reader commented thus:

The economics here is excellent, but I cannot let Chris's loony ideas about cricket go unchallenged. Panesar hasn't been picked because he can't field, can't bat and his bowling is really not good enough to stand on its own. He's a left handed fingerspinner which is a rarity, but he doesn't have much variability and would have been found out really badly against Australia. One good test in India on really favourable pitches does not make someone an automatic pick. Posted by:
dsquared

Now, in the light of the previous blogger’s situation, perhaps Chris might consider litigation here but somehow I don’t think it’s his style. Besides, dsquared has a history of usually making sense.

7] Black Quill is an enigma. A Japanese enigma. He disappears off the radar, hardly anything is known of him in this persona, even I, who count myself as one of his mates don’t know what he’s up to, then suddenly he’ll appear with something like this -
My Precious:

The BBC website has an article on the
discovery of a sunken treasure ship off the coast of Java. The ship apparently dates back to the time of William the Conqueror and contains a trove of some 150,000 pieces. Salvage was precipitated by local fishermen hauling up ceramic shards in their nets.

What is interesting to me is not the discovery, but the outrage — read between the lines — that the Indonesian government expresses against treasure hunters, saying they pilfer artefacts and sell them off illegally…For a start, it isn’t as though treasure hunters were walking into a bank, leaning over the counter and putting their hand in the draw. They are in fact investing considerable amounts of time and probably money and also risking their lives.

For another thing, when did we ever ask governments to spread their poor and ill advised rule to Posidon’s realm? It isn’t as though the Indonesian government recently lost the treasure in a heist and it could in fact, by rights, belong to some poor descendent of a former thriving merchant in China 60 generations ago, but we shall never know.

What we do know, from the Indonesian governments comments, is that the Indonesian government is as much an opportunist as the next man, more so perhaps as they try to give their claim an air of propriety by enshrining it in law. I’ll bet the poor bloody fishermen living on the breadline don’t get any credit or money from the discovery other than an occasional drink bought by the divers working for the officially approved and certified salvage company.

The sea is a tempestuous beast at the best of times. Anyone finding treasure there and managing to bring it back in one piece deserves to dispose of it as they see fit. Paunchy self-righteous government officials in their oak lined offices do not.

So there! I can feel his righteous indignation from here.

8] In case anyone missed it, there are two recent additions to Euroserf’s family. Somehow, in the midst of this, he continues to bring the latest atrocities of the EU to the notice of the blogosphere and as with the EU itself, no ground is too sacred to tread on, even sport:

There is no end to the lengths to which the EU will go to increase its realm of power.
Sport is the latest frontier. EU and UEFA are to agree a formal structure, with UEFA being granted official recognition as the governing body for European football. That is really kind of them is it not, to recognise UEFA as the governing body for European football. After all, they didn't have such a position before did they? Oh just a second they did, so what is the point here?

The EU is basically saying that UEFA is now an extension of EU law making powers. This means that EU laws will be adopted by UEFA. UEFA & EU members Kazakhstan, Israel, Armenia and Iceland will be very pleased. Imperialist scum is the best way to describe the Eurocrats that control our very existence.

One of his readers, Colin, commented ... Serf, your blog shows an incredibly high level of industriousness after the birth of your twins. I wonder where you find the time for all that. Any advice for hopeful fathers?

9] Tim Worstall posts some very strange posts at times and that’s because he’s posting posts on people who post strange posts. This one’s on Prescribing Heroin. Not proscribing - prescribing:

Very weird piece indeed in The Times.

Those who seek to legalise narcotics cry “the war on drugs has been lost”. One might as well also argue that “the war on murder has been lost” or that “the war on rape, theft, fraud, larceny and pyromania has been lost” … we just do our best to ensure that they are minimised — and we do this by enforcing the law and the threat of punishment … the best method would not be a ready supply of heroin on the NHS but to arrest heroin users.

Tim comments:

There are two potential answers to this nonsense. The first is the liberal one. My right to do as I wish stops when my exercising that right impacts upon your similar rights. [Apart from] the illegality of heroin usage, what impact does my taking heroin have upon your exercise of your rights? Quite, so why is it illegal? The second is that it is the very illegality which is the problem.

He quotes an august source to back this latter point, then states:

The idea that we're losing the war on drugs because we're not jailing enough people is not just laughable, it's repellent. The problem is that we have a war on drugs at all, something that is inconsistent with the maintenance of a liberal society.

Legalize it and yes, that does mean prescribing it on the NHS. As to the idea that it will cost £15,000 a year per addict: sorry, that's simply bollocks. £ 41 a day for a legal supply of a drug that can be made in bulk from the hundreds of tonnes of opium coming out of Afghanistan? Give over, I'd be amazed if it actually cost more than the standard prescription charge.


I’d like to know how much support it would attract, Tim. Before leaving Mr. Worstall, he is annoyed about being left off the Top 100 Green Blogs. Well, I’d have to agree with that. My whole blog, dammit, was coloured green and brown and the header was of a wooded lane. How much greener does Iain Dale want? And Ellee, we don’t resent your inclusion at N23 one little bit.

10] There are bloggers you don’t take on lightly unless you have the data at your fingertips and can argue a logical, cogent case. We’ve just looked at some of these and here’s another - Vox Day. Entitled That didn't take long, he first gives a quote which holds that Richard Dawkins:
comes out as a eugenicist:

A leading international anti-religion crusader and supporter of Darwinian theory, Dr. Richard Dawkins, has said that the pseudo-science of eugenics that drove the Nazi regime’s genocidal project “may not be bad.” … “Why on Earth should it be impossible to breed humans for mathematical, musical or athletic ability?”

Yes, I am vastly amused by this [and] while I'm surprised that Dawkins has gotten so carried away by his success that he is finally daring to openly proclaim a more rational atheism, I'm not at all shocked by his conclusions … Atheism always leads the thinking individual to nihilism. The fact that most atheists aren't nihilists isn't a credit to atheism, it's more a testimony to how few individuals are capable of reason or even understanding the logical consequences of their basic assumptions.

Oh, and Richard, the answer to your question is that music lessons are provided with the consent of the individual, or at least the parent. Breeding heavily implies, (although it does not absolutely require), a lack of consent on the part of the individuals involved. Of course, if you don't believe that Man possesses God-given rights because there is no God to give them, then there's no rational reason why one shouldn't treat men and women like dogs. UPDATE - Here's
Dawkin's actual letter. While I always prefer the original source, the Herald link wasn't working when I first posted.

11] Melanie Phillips has her rails and she runs on them, in blogging terms. Articulate, to the point and often scathing, this is an example: The battle for Britain.

Daniel Johnson has written a fine article in Commentary about the appalling spinelessness, anti-Americanism and Judeophobia which now grip Britain. He records the shameful way in which the Conservative party has decided to ride these lethal tigers: [quote follows]. He notes the vicious trap in which Britain has now placed its Jewish community: [quote follows]. And he concludes: [quote follows].

The situation in Britain is as Daniel describes, and it is indeed dire. The problem is a craven, appeasement-minded political class and an intelligentsia that has sacrificed reason for prejudice and bigotry. But as he suggests, a fight is in prospect because many ordinary people are beginning to wake up. I was talking to a Conservative constituency association last night, and was struck by the passionate feeling there that their own leadership in the Tory party was failing to stand up for the country’s values against a governing class that had sacrificed them in favour of fashionable nostrums which had the additional effect of silencing public debate.
And I know that beyond those people there are thousands of others who are simply aghast at what has happened to their country, at the way it is failing to defend its own identity and security and appears intent on waving the white flag at every opportunity.

The problem is that there is currently no mainstream political party to represent them — and that there are also many others in the general population who have succumbed to the current confusion. Like Suez in 1956— a lesser cause, but a totem of Britain’s loss of national nerve —today’s momentous issue of the war to defend the free world is splitting friend from friend, relative from relative. So far, the unholy alliance between the west-hating multiculturalists of the left and the isolationist stability-fetishists of the right has made all the running. But as scales progressively fall from eyes and more and more people realise just what we are facing, the internal battle will be well and truly joined — and there will then be a chance of reclaiming Britain from this madness.

I was asked by a Russian friend why Britain was so pro-Jewish. What? Soon afterwards, he installed cable and BBC News became available – it was around the time that Arafat was eased out of this world. My friend put up with it for three days and then said, ‘If I hear one more thing about what a saint the man was, I’ll send back my subscription. Then he had the weeks of concern for Africa which then petered out once Tony lost interest in it but that’s another issue. So then he asked me why Britain was so pro-Arab.

Friday, November 24, 2006

[why we blog] perhaps we’re getting closer

Questions to bloggers

1] If you could have a guaranteed 100 readers a day, from all walks of life, who read, internalize and constructively comment on your posts, would you prefer that to 700 occasional readers who are attracted by a tag word here and there, e.g. Britney spears, Lolita and so on? Truly?

2] When you go into your sitemeter, you have no choice – it goes straight to your stats summary. Where do you go next?
a] Location;
b] Entry page summary;
c] Country share;
d] Weekly visitors;
e] Other?

3] Are you more concerned with unique visitors or with hits?

4] Do you expand your traffic through:
a] Noting a comment on a post and following the link back, then if you like the blog, you blogroll it [my sole method];
b] RSS feeds [which I don’t understand];
c] E-mailing people;
d] Trackbacks [which I don’t understand and maybe are impossible with Blogger, I think];
e] Some other method?

5] Where do you see your blog going?
a] Becoming as famous as Michelle Malkin;
b] Gaining and holding a small core of loyal readers;
c] Making money, man. Yep that’s what each hour of effort we expend must do – make money!
d] Being part of a ‘club’ of good bloggers who read each other and comment;
e] Other.

[ranking blogs] 10 new criteria for assessing a great weblog

10 Criteria of Great Blogs

As Iain Dale explained about his system: I marked each blog out of ten on the following 10 areas: design; frequency of posting; writing ability; personality; comment; humour; range; interaction; popularity; independence of thought. This generated a mark out of 100.

James Higham uses 9 of these, sometimes combined, adds a few others and posits these as the criteria of a great blog:

1] fearless independence of thought and the ability to come out with new ideas and new perspectives on a more or less regular basis, in a spirit of genuine enquiry, unfettered by dogma, party line, prejudice or one issue obsession e.g. the 4th player, managerialism or flat rate tax; the ability to attack both sides equally and the opposite – to praise both sides equally;

2] enormous range of inclusion – either every possible aspect and ramification in a one issue blog or global scope in the issues covered in most fields, the only criteria being whether they are a] important b] interesting;

3] sheer writing ability – the ability to string words and phrases together with hardly an error [or typo], the blogger clearly educated at a reasonably high level in the language he or she was born into;

4] authority behind the writing – bona fides based on obvious [to the reader] ability in the field, life experience, a wide range of reading about the topic but not on formal qualifications or position;

5] personality & humour – this also includes ‘niceness’ or the ability to attack targets tongue in cheek, with dignity and wry humour. Quirkiness is not essential but it’s a sign the writer doesn’t take himself or his position too seriously;

6] innovative blog design as a reader service – not only pretty headers and nice colours but providing one touch information in the sidebars, accessible to readers - treating the blog as a service to the reader, rather than as a forum for one’s own opinions;

7] major works of substance from time to time – a blogger must display his bona fides by producing something substantial in fine detail, academically sound and capable of defence. This doesn’t necessarily mean a tome but does mean a long piece from time to time, on a worthy subject. This then needs to be followed through and the theme will appear in subsequent posts.

8] frequency of posting and consistency of identifiable style – maintaining the service with no huge experimental changes and giving the reader what he or she comes for over and over and over;

9] willingness to tweak - constantly working to improve everything from layout to comment, never resting on one’s laurels and saying ‘here’s my package – take it or leave it’ but rather listening, reading, learning and most importantly, growing as a blogger. A smug blog is a dead blog;

10] interaction with other bloggers and readers, comment of value on the issues of the day, mutual support e.g. this tagging business, e-mailing and well – interaction overall.

I’ve left ‘popularity’ off the list because I see it as a consequence rather than a criterion. If one takes care of the 10 criteria above, I feel popularity will come and I worry awfully about bloggers who are in it just for the stats. Mea culpa and the interesting thing is – once I stopped worrying [now I might view the stats once a day and sometimes not even that] and started concentrating on the product, the stats improved markedly anyway.

In the next post on this theme, I’ll list some of the best blogs going at this time, in my humble opinion.

Update: Tiberius Gracchus, in his Ten-Meme-Never list, has done a similar sort of thing to this.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

[blogfocus tuesday] 14 final victims under scrutiny

Another 12 bloggers here …

3...
Macadamia describes himself as conservative, middle aged, a tad opinionated ... seeking to change the world one mind at a time. He’s also a Canadian patriot, reflected in his Support our Troops ribbon. Having just suffered a computer meltdown, he’s back, commenting: In arboreal solitude & silence, I rise once again from the digital ashes... Operating as Neocon, he’s awaiting the inevitable disaster and believes we all better get ready as best we can:

For reasons I'm not prepared to go into here, I firmly believe that bad things can happen to anyone... at any time. I am also a true believer, these days anyway, in as much emergency preparedness as you can reasonably afford.

4...Samantha Brett is a South African/Australian journalist, TV presenter, blogger extraordinaire and author of the book Luv ‘n Text, about SMS text messaging. Her blogs in Sydney and Melbourne attract an enormous number of comments, running into many hundreds and the reason is that she touches on universal, yet taboo topics, in which everyone would like to know whether others feel the same way as them. In fact, her blog is required reading by a fair slice of the population and many couples have testified that by raising a particular issue, she helped them. Plus she’s one hot chick that more than one man has secretly wanted to bed. Here she looks at fantasies:

While a girlfriend and I were sitting in traffic the other day, we found ourselves gawking at a bunch of firemen, climbing into their trucks with their sun-orange uniforms, hard hats and engines blaring. Even Candace Bushnell, author of Four Blondes, Trading Up and Sex And The City, who says the ultimate modern day female fantasy is being with someone wealthier, taller and older, seems to have it wrong in my books.

5...Reactionary snob describes himself as a 52 year old advocate living in Edinburgh but then he goes and spoils it by adding Scotland, United Kingdom, as if we couldn’t f---ing guess. He rabbits on: I have a dislike for governments encroaching on my liberty and frittering my money away. Politically, I am a libertarian and an Atlanticist. Meaning the Lost Land of Atlanta, presumably. Away from law, I enjoy reading, golf, travel and Wagner. One of the most interesting things about RS is that he loves Rumpole of the Bailey the book, as distinct from the series so he’s obviously not a Leo McKern fan. He also likes to swear like a trooper in a good cause and is one of the most astute commentators currently on the circuit. Sneaking admiration for Mr. RS. Here he explains himself [a bit]:

I admit. A large chunk of my blog is abuse. But the abuse I hurl at the likes of Reid, Salmond and, gawd help us guv'nor, Blears is based on analysis. My contempt for Reid is predicated around his utter contempt for due process and the rule of law…The reason people think that our leaders are out to shaft us is because lots of them seem to be out to bend us over, grab the KY jelly and give us a damn good rogering.

6...
Thersites is one I ran across months ago through P-G but the man’s a bit of an enigma, and his super-naff e-mail system frightens me – I feel if I put anything in there, it will snap it off at the base and ruin my future. Blognor Regis lists him as a local – I surmise Sussex and he himself says he initially trained as an Obstetrician and Gynaecologist, before re-training to be a General Practitioner, which is what he now does in the South-East although, being married to a midwife who worked in the NHS for 25 years, perhaps he still keeps his hand in with his old profession [a bit]. He calls his blog a plague of opinion but what he writes seems to make surprising sense to me, especially about the appalling inadequacy of the NHS:

In one of my surgeries this week I listened to a patient and her daughter recount their experiences of a London teaching hospital, the patient having been transferred from our local — therefore soon to be closed — district general hospital to the ‘centre of excellence’. I sat and listened to a tale that was, for me, all too familiar but for the patient and daughter unexpected and distressing.

7...
Tim Montgomerie is a friend of Philippa Stroud, a preacher's wife; he shares her evangelical Christian outlook and is involved with the IDS-controlled Centre for Social Justice, of which Mrs Stroud is the Director. That vital snippet from Guido leads us to the enigma who is Tim. Not so much running a blog as a political calendar, I’ve managed one e-mail from Tim so far but it was a nice one and he showed himself to be a gentleman. Doughty viewers, of course, know far more than I do about TM’s keyboard antics but I can’t get Doughty through my dial-up, more’s the pity. Here Tim addresses a question very much on my mind. What ‘s the secret of …

Winning with women? He then ruins it all with:
Seats and candidates: Non A-listers continue to prosper in selection battles
Peter Noordhoek on YourPlatform: From burqa to a pardon - in Dutch politics the integration debate rages on
BritainAndAmerica.com: McCain risks White House ambition with call for more troops
Which are not nearly as interesting as a pretty girl.

8...
Blognor Regis opens with: You are the audience. I am the author. I outrank you. Well, that sort of belligerence is good for a start but when one scours his blog for … him … so to speak, we find he likes trains, films and bicycles. Presumably BR lets his most unusual and intriguing posts do his talking and a good thing too unless you actually want to know something about him, which I want to, other than the fact that he’s connected with Sussex and likes trains, films and bicycles. Oh, did I mention the fact that the man can write – and write some quite nifty pieces; which means his blog must be rolled onto your sidebar immediately as an essential, regular read. Here BR’s tumbled to the solution to the problem of fat kids and hunting, not a combination which normally springs to mind:

Now then, here's where my plan comes together. The fox hunters want a exhilarating ride across the countryside, the hounds want to run, the fat kids need to run. Do you see where this is going. Simply catch the fat kids, shouldn't be too hard, throw them in the back of a van, toss them out in the middle of nowhere, release the hounds. Everybody wins.

9...Gracchi explains the moniker: Tiberius and Gaius Gracchus were Roman politicians and brothers who campaigned for the rights of Plebeians against the senatorial classes in the mid second century BC. This blog is about politics. But it’s about politics in its widest possible sense. Lovely shade of pink, Gracchi's blog. Actually, he's just given me an idea for my winter shades. Westminster Wisdom sets me to wondering whether Gracchi considers Westminster wise or whether he is imparting some wisdom to those most in need. If the latter, then he’s providing a sterling public service and roundly deserves plaudits. Here his literary bent is apparent, as he addresses Appleyard, Shapiro, Shakespeare and paedophilia:

[Bryan] Appleyard, (whose website is
here), asks a question I didn't reflect upon: what the work of a biographer tells us about the works of the subject they write about. How much would the idea of Shakespeare the paedophile effect our evaluation of Shakespeare's plays, how far does James Shapiro's work on Shakespeare, also looked at earlier in this blog, tell us about Hamlet or Henry V?

10...
Daily Propgda or Alan Drew in a different persona, is essentially concerned with the Root framework for the analysis of Muon Spin Rotation data and rivetting stuff it is too. For the plebs amongst us, of which class P-G assures me I’m a member, it’s as well to know that Alan was married at [or at least partly inside] Chiddingstone Castle, Kent, on the 28th August 2004, he now lives in Switzerland [things got too hot in Britain] and has simultaneously moved to the right, politically. In his Daily Propaganda persona, this sort of thing concerns him: There is no scandal that the ODA will have to pay some VAT. Just look at the funding arrangements - you will see that the ODA has £1.5bn from the National Lottery, £625m from London Council Tax and £250m from the London Development Agency.

This would seem to make him a pretty essential daily read, the blogname clearly a reference to that which he is trying to debunk. Alas, commitments are beginning to tell on his blogging and it can only be hoped that he can overcome this sort of thing and get back to it: My wife's (early) birthday celebration, a huge deadline at work (working over weekend), and a business trip scheduled for next Tuesday makes little time for blogging. Will try and post something over weekend.

11...
Existing Actually’s Phil Edwards opens with: Like lions after slumber, unvanquishable number, oh yeah. That poignant ‘oh yeah’ redeems his employment of the most appalling Blogger template known to man – Minima and his contributions to The Sharpener further redeem him. He also has a decent store of Westminster wisdom to impart and is a pretty handy psychologist as well, as evidenced in this small excerpt:

If we could track the specific ideas, things and people Blair has identified as 'modern' over the years, I suspect it would give us a pretty good picture of how Blair's thinking has evolved - and of which specific all-powerful historical forces have populated his personal cosmology at different times.

12...
Notsaussure keeps it all crispy clean. I can’t glean a thing about him and his clean, goodlooking wordpress blog, other than his clean, goodlooking wordpress blog. His parliament logo gives an indicator of what he’s about and he is fascinated by the sport of lockpicking but one needs good political analysis as well to succeed in this game and Notsaussure can do that in a canter. Often he glances tangentially and comes up with gems such as this one about religiously acceptable chicken:

It’s a bit unclear from
this report in the Telegraph quite what Mrs. Johnson and her daughter are objecting to here; I can’t make out whether they’re bothered about being offered chicken as opposed to turkey or halal chicken as opposed to chicken slaughtered by more conventional methods

13 Opinion Dominion wouldn’t remind himself of me but he reminds me of me – in some ways. Always with an eye for the original angle, the quirky Queenslander [he can’t be held responsible for either his state of origin or for the fact I once dallied with a Toowoomba marriage] who simply calls himself Steve, is remarkably consistent in coming up with fascinating little posts on this and that and to tell the truth, after the steady diet of politics, politics and more politics, he comes as a welcome relief. Here he warns us, quite aptly it would seem, about our modern times:

Why I don't invest in properties with ocean views (Well, apart from the fact that I have no spare money, that is.) This article missed my attention last week, but it's a good one from the
New York Times, about research into the question of whether ocean hitting asteroids have caused gigantic tsunamis within very recent times (the last 10,000 years.)

14...
Wat Tyler is up front about his mission – it’s all about how Britain’s big government politicos are burning our money and he says: Enough is enough. We the peasants demand our high-spending, high-living, conflicted politicos mend their ways. A member of the taxpayers alliance, it’s fairly clear he’s one of the eco-boffins in the engine room and I know of at least three uber-bloggers who use his stats and analysis as background for their own pieces. He runs a BOM correspondents network which keeps him up to date on the latest wastage but Canary Wharf ain’t one of ‘em:

They sent a photographer down to the Wharf to get the late-night snap above, and reckon the offices must have been empty.But at 0001 am on Sunday, the working weekend is still young. NGOs may knock off at 4.15 on Friday afternoon, but in Global Finance things are different. Down on the Wharf, the Beast must be kept fed and watered 24/7, lest it burst from its cage and rampage through the streets bringing destruction to the entire wibbling eco-trifle (in case GAP don't know, Finance and Business Services
now account for nearly 30% of national income).

Sadly inactive bloggers whom I wanted to include this evening:

That's it until Saturday evening, at 21:00, London time, if you'd care to join us here.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

[stars & stripes] do you know your presidents

Next 5 and answers here …

6]…..Match the pet and the president: Woodrow Wilson, an opossum, Calvin Coolidge, a raccoon, Herbert Hoover, flock of sheep
7]…..Which president gave a party where a 1400 lb block of cheese was served?
8]…..Which Pres went skinny dipping in the Potomac every day before dawn?
9]…..Of whom was it said, ‘Hero of many a well fought bottle’?
10]…..Who could virtually simultaneously write Greek with one hand and Latin with the other?

Homepage: Franklin Pierce 1] Born in a log cabin 2] Assassinated 3] Never elected 4] Born in Ohio 5] Former senators 6] Herbert Hoover - an opossum, Calvin Coolidge - a raccoon, Woodrow Wilson - a flock of sheep 7] Andrew Jackson 8] John Quincy Adams 9] Franklin Pierce 10] James Garfield

[rule britannia] do you know your monarchs

Next 5 monarchs and answers here …

6]…..Of Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard, which one had premarital lovers?
7]…..Lady Jane was executed in the Tower and Guildford on Tower Hill but what did she refuse to do before their deaths?
8]…..During the Protectorate of Richard and afterwards, which parliament continued to be restored?
9]…..Anne was the Queen but who were the two other ladies in the triangle?
10]…..He strode up and made a bow and began "My Lords and Peacocks'. Which King?

Homepage] Lady Jane Grey 1] Friendly 2] Wessex 3] Eustace 4] Edward II 5] Josephine Tey 6] Catherine Howard 7] Meet him 8] The Rump 9] Sarah Churchill and Abigail Hill 10] George III

Saturday, November 18, 2006

[blogfocus saturday] 17 more lambs to the slaughter

Here they are …

4
Melanie Phillips has a mission and that mission is to expose subterfuge, collusion, falsification and distortion, particularly of an anti-semitic nature. Her most cutting remarks are reserved for the BBC [an organization so biased it’s a wonder it doesn’t topple over] plus other worthy recipients of the Phillips Pen. You can run, you can hide but this ladylike nemesis will get you in the end and she’ll do it with a turn of phrase that is often eye-opening:

After the fauxtography
scandal, in which Reuters was caught falsifying photographs, comes another and even more series scandal involving Time magazine – more serious because this cannot be laid off onto flaky stringers. On the photo-journalists’ website
Lightstalkers, Bruno Stevens has exposed an outright falsification by Time editors of a picture taken during last summer’s Lebanon war. This was captioned as the wreckage of an Israeli jet shot down by Hezballah… TIME not only changed the caption to state falsely that Hezbollah had scored the notable victory of downing an Israeli jet, but had suppressed the most important revelation of collusion between the Lebanese army and Hezbollah. Why should we now believe anything that TIME ever says?


5 Oliver Kamm polarizes opinion and I can’t say I always agree with him but what he writes is painstakingly thought out and one needs to have done one’s homework to take him on. On the personal front I have much time for Oliver and his encouragement in the early days of my blogging will always remain at the back of my mind. I would also love to read the e-mail correspondence between him and his good friend Stephen Pollard – it would no doubt reveal much. Known for his pro-war stance which he has explained in detail, here he takes time out to tackle the Bard tacklers who ascribe the authorship of his works to other pens:

The most favoured candidate among these conspiracy theorists (which is what they are) is
Edward de Vere, the 17th Earl of Oxford. As de Vere died some years before the usual dating of Shakespeare's last play, The Tempest, his enthusiasts try to establish an alternative chronology for the writing of the plays. If they can find an eclipse visible from England in the late 16th century, then - ergo - they find the approximate date for the writing of Hamlet. The kindest thing one can say is that this is a monument to misplaced ingenuity.

6 Stephen Pollard is the BlackBerry toting, Shimon Peres acquainted, gastronomic gourmet by whom I came to blogging. For some time an avid commenter [I’m trying to get back to that once again] I once took on an avid atheist in a three day debate on Stephen’s blog and he never turned a hair, never protested. He does indeed believe in free speech and now the blogosphere must ask itself for how much longer they will have the never-knowingly-understated klaxon on its hands, after his recent appointment:

The Centre for
the New Europe, Brussels' leading free market think tank, is delighted to announce the appointment, with immediate effect, of Stephen Pollard as its new President. Mr. Pollard said: “Alongside my Brussels colleagues, I look forward to stepping CNE's activities and output up a further gear. Now, more than ever, the time is right for EU policy makers to listen to the solutions offered by the market and individual freedom.”

7 Serf, more properly named Euroserf, who firmly believes we are on the The Road to Euro Serfdom and who runs the enormously popular banner system Rightlinks [seen in my and countless other sidebars] has been strangely silent lately but promised me I’d see something interesting in the next few days. Well, I’m still waiting. Serf was one the first commenters in my early days and I follow his comments around various blogs as well. Hard to get a line on the man, his David Davis for Leader and Anyone But Ken blogs give you an idea of his politics at least. Oh how sweet it would be to be blogrolled by Serf.

Please explain to me why France and Italy should care about how long British Workers work? This is a subject which, forget EU level, should not be discussed at national level either. An individual's labour is his own, to do with as he chooses. I can understand Europhiles when they talk about common action on the Environment for example, they might have a point. But to take away individual choice and give it to Brussels, is just tyranny. [Apologies but Blogger just won't accept Serf's link]

L'Ombre de l'Olivier is the man of olives, sometimes masquerading as Dirty Dingus. Usually found snapping photos in the shadow of an olive tree and disgracefully residing in a virtual paradise on the Côte d'Azur or taking long trips during which he snaps olive trees among other things, the ardently well read L’Ombre writes on a bewildering variety of subjects, including his Friday Olive Tree blogging. I’d dearly like to share a glass of wine or eight with him but must make do for now with his summation of Sege versus Sarky:

No matter what we might hope for, I am absolutely positive that foreign and EU affairs, not to mention topics like global warming or terrorism, will not play a large part in next year's election. The election will be fought on internal French issues, primarily crime and (un)employment, with next in line mention of pensions, the economy (inc privatisation) and "the French way of life".

9 Chicken Yoghurt is a major blogger I’ve only recently arrived at and so I can’t get stuck in to him as I can with, say, DK. Furthermore, I’m scarcely in a position to judge. From the changing cartoon graphics in the top corner to the biting posts, he is, as he says, an exiled Northerner, living under sufferance in Brighton with his infinitely patient partner, two young daughters and a roaring hangover. That almost qualifies him as an expat, so welcome to the club, Justin. Here he writes of one of the Frighening Femme set or one of the Scary Ladies, as Bryan Appleyard puts it:

In the new
James Bond film, there’s a scene where ‘M’, Bond’s boss, goes on national television and declares that she knows who the villain is, where he is, what he’s up to and, furthermore, that her agents are following his every move. Now, you’re probably thinking ‘what a preposterous load of old bollocks, that’s far-fetched even by the standards of Bond movies’. Ordinarily, we’d agree (we did make it up after all) but that was before we read the speech given last week by head of MI5, Dame Eliza Manningham-Buller.

10
David Farrer is the libertarian returned to Scotland who runs a side-blog of snazzy photos called Scottish Clouds and apart from explaining libertarianism with the help of charts, he delivers savage rebuttals to pompous fools and generally furthers the cause of right-thinking individuals, not only of a Scottish hue, whilst partial to the occasional drop of the nectar spelt without the penultimate ‘e’. One thing to be thankful for is that he doesn’t own even one slave on his vast property, as he explains here:

I've never owned a slave and I object to Tony Blair's
"rush to apologise". Why doesn't he emphasise Britain's role in opposing the slave trade? That's what a real Prime Minister would be doing. All of this nonsense is coming from a man who makes us work for him for almost half of the year.

11 Monty Lionheart defends England and believes its northern neighbour can do very well on its own, thank you very much. Interestingly, his recent posts have been an unrelenting scrutiny and expose of the Muslim menace in Africa and elsewhere, long after many other bloggers have given it away and thus he remains the portal for the latest information on this. He’s not averse to a little cartooning either which probably means he has a fatwah upon his head – he’d best put up the barricades forthwith and hope for the best of British. Given to devoting time to his day job and going for trips north, it’s a wonder he can blog at all. Here he states a sad truth:

It is a classic example of the culture of denial that permeates many quarters of Islamic society today. Unless people in positions of responsibility within the Muslim community - not just here but overseas too - start to accept there is a problem that needs to be dealt with, the problem with continue and maybe even grow.

12 Deogolwulf is a gentleman steeped in Curmudgeonry whom I can read a lot of when he deigns to drop the tone sufficiently below the abstruse and esoteric. For those who prefer the short story to the novel, he provides fewtrill after fewtrill on diverse topics, making him possibly the Samuel Johnson of Lancashire. Having arrived at his site via the Pedant-General, I can only surmise that Lancashire might refer to a regiment but possibly not. Deogolwulf is not easy reading but he’ rewarding reading for those who remain long enough to absorb the eminent sense of what he writes. This piece is in a lighter vein:

There is a thumb-rule which states that any journal of philosophy that publishes contributions from graduates or lecturers in Film Studies or somesuch fluff is a journal unworthy of serious attention. The rule serves to remind us that, for the sake of precious time, one had better attend to more important matters — to weeding the garden, to cleaning the lavatory, to seeing how many mints one can balance on one’s tongue — than to reading such likely piffle.

13
Dave Hill writes from the heart, as is evident in his latest piece on Fourness and though the subject matter is a distant memory for me, nevertheless it’s nice to read of such unashamed gooeyness, plus all the other surprising minutiae such as the man in green tights [Robin Hood], Roddy Doyle and others. Check out Dad's Life (Paperback), Man Alive and Out of His Skin: The John Barnes Phenomenon (Paperback) for further insight into the gentlemanly Dave Hill. Here he addresses one of his vital issues, complete with photos of the available varieties of said liquid:

At ten to eight this morning I nipped out to one of my local mini-markets and returned with a bottle of Fairy Liquid whose fragrance is described as "Passion Flower Storm". It seems important to share this information with you, and when I've worked out why I'll let you know.

14 Colin Campbell’s own blurb says he is a transplanted Scot, with an Australian partner, a six year old would be Darth Vader/Spiderman/Batman.., eight year old all Singing and Dancing/Barbie Lover/Artist, Spotty the annoying but friendly dog, 9 budgies (more babies every day), Mr and Mrs Quail, 5 goldfish 3 wannabe frogs and thousands of worms. There, in a nutshell, is his main life and blogging, his other two lives being environmental solutions and visiting us in the blogosphere. Heavy on the graphics, Colin’s blog is more a work of art than hard hitting and I’ve yet to find anything less than interesting, with the possible exception of the religious views he shares with Tom Paine. His blog is well worth a daily gander:

Reading the Oztralian today, my understanding of the sporting world was greatly enhanced by the knowledge that an Englishman had become this years Rock Paper Scissors Champion. Apparently they have a world championship in Toronto every year, complete with referees and MCs and assorted razmataz. They have a
very nice website if you are interested.

15 Black Quill is the blog name for fellow expat Quinlan, who has really become a mate, I suppose, over the last few months. Both starting around the same time, he favours the stark Japanese black and white design, reflecting his place of residence, whereas I go for the lush earthy tones you see before you. Into web design, he helped me enormously with the setting up of my blog and we’re both planning to go into tandem soon in a superblog, once we can work out our mission statement and find a few spare minutes for it. I probably exchange more e-mails with Quinlan than any other blogger. He watches my progress and I watch his. A Mac devotee, he is not a man to mince words:

Perhaps what Bush means, when he says there are lessons to be learned from Vietnam, is that certain US interests can gain a lot of money by lying to relatively weak countries and then stabbing them in the back under the pretext of ideological differences.

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Stuart A is sadly dormant in the blogosphere at Indecent Left but I was determined to cover him this time round. In his heyday he was a fearsome adversary and when I saw some amateurish reply to him on one blog I just waited for the mayhem in return. I won’t debate him on anything except Christianity because he knows too much and I state now that his vocabulary store is unsurpassed by any blogger I’ve yet seen in the sphere. He is the originator of the theory that one of Stephen Pollard’s commenters, Joshua, is actually a composite or alter-ego, rather than a real person. A little too obsessed with Oliver Kamm and SP for mine, nevertheless I see him as a sort of mate, in a way. This is typical Stuart:

Furthermore, regardless of preexisting grievances, or whether Iraq was the primary cause of 7/7, the Iraq War is widely recognised by analysts as having exacerbated the Islamist terrorism problem that Blair claims to be fighting. If anybody who holds that view is an “apologist for terror”, then these include at a minimum the
US and UK intelligence services, Chatham House, and a third of the UK population in the immediate aftermath.

17 The Select hosts a bevy of writers but the one I’ve followed longest is the man named Cleanthes, in his other persona on the outrageous Infinitives Unsplit blog, now sadly dormant. An absolute stickler for correct form, I’ve been on the end of more Pedant-General keyboard lashings than you’ve had boiled eggs [which must always be eaten with an implement of bone, by the way]. Behind the prickly exterior lies a heart of gold who has supported me in my hour of need more times than I care to remember. Incisive in politics, deluded in religion, this man sports a coat of arms I’d dearly love to peruse and here is a little mini-bio of him. Fond of the Frazerian ‘we’re doomed, doomed I tell ye’, here the P-G explains mercury thermometers:

Do you know why mercury is used? No? Because it is a) liquid at room temperature and pressure and b) very very dense. You could make a column barometer using water. It’s just that instead of being a nice thing to put upon your wall, it would be 30 feet tall. Not exactly a decorative item then. And you have to be at the top of it to take a reading. Not very useful either. I had a colleague who had one of these and … Wait for it … it broke.WE ARE ALL DOOMED! DOOMED I TELL YE!

Those not scrutinized this evening will be under the microscope on Tuesday evening, at 21:00, London time. So sorry Blogger has caused mayhem this evening. Bye for now.